Crime Funny Slogans: Making Safety a Laughing Matter

Crime funny slogans are witty one-liners that convey the serious message of crime prevention in a lighthearted and humorous way. They are meant to catch people's attention and help them remember important safety tips and measures. These slogans are an effective way to spread awareness and create a positive mindset towards crime prevention. Examples of effective slogans are: "Lock it or lose it", "A secure home is a happy home", "Don't become a statistic, take action", and "Neighborhood watch, keeping the bad guys out". These slogans are memorable because they are simple, catchy, and convey a powerful message in a way that is relatable and memorable. By using humor to emphasize the seriousness of the topic, people are more likely to remember the message and take action. In a world where crime is becoming more prevalent, creating catchy slogans that make safety a laughing matter is an important step towards creating a safer society.

1. "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time... or the punchline!"

2. "Crime doesn't pay, but it's hilarious on TV!"

3. "Putting the laughter in manslaughter!"

4. "Hilariously bad ideas, not just for sitcoms anymore!"

5. "We take the 'fun' out of felony prosecution!"

6. "We're not above a little criminal humor... or petty theft!"

7. "Criminal mischief? More like criminal hilarity!"

8. "Breaking the law has never been so hilarious!"

9. "Stay out of trouble...unless it's for a good joke!"

10. "Don't let the judge be the only one laughing in the courtroom!"

11. "From felonies to felonious puns!"

12. "Comedy is a crime (and we're guilty as charged)!"

13. "Our law enforcement officers always have us grinning behind bars!"

14. "We put the 'pun' in punishment!"

15. "We take ha-ha-hijinks seriously!"

16. "Breaking the law is never not funny!"

17. "The only crime we'll shy away from is not making you laugh!"

18. "No jail cell can hold back our sense of humor!"

19. "We put the 'riot' in 'riotous laughter'!"

20. "Felony jokes? You bet we can!"

21. "The funniest felonies you'll ever hear about!"

22. "From misdemeanors to mid-laughter!"

23. "Because sometimes, comedy is the best defense!"

24. "We put the 'commit' in 'committing crimes'!"

25. "Just because you're in trouble doesn't mean you can't laugh about it!"

26. "Why be a law-abiding citizen when you can be a law-defying comedian?!"

27. "The only thing worse than a petty criminal is a petty criminal who isn't funny!"

28. "From arrest to arrestingly hilarious!"

29. "Making crime laughable... one arrest at a time!"

30. "Criminals can be funny - just ask our parole officers!"

31. "Who said breaking the law couldn't be a barrel of laughs?!"

32. "We've got a rap sheet... of hilarious one-liners!"

33. "Behind every criminal is a good joke just waiting to be heard!"

34. "We don't sweat the small stuff... unless it's comedic gold!"

35. "Breaking the law: do it for the laughs!"

36. "Next time you get in trouble, just remember - it'll make a great joke someday!"

37. "Felonious fun, for the whole family!"

38. "Life's too short to not laugh about your own crimes!"

39. "A pun a day keeps the jail time at bay!"

40. "Crime doesn't have to be all doom and gloom - add some laughs to your rap sheet!"

41. "Laughing so hard it's criminal!"

42. "We take our jokes as seriously as we take our mug shots!"

43. "Who says you can't have fun behind bars?!"

44. "What's the difference between a jail cell and a comedy club? Not much!"

45. "Laughter is the best alibi!"

46. "A little criminal levity never hurt anyone!"

47. "Making arrests and making laughs - it's all in a day's work!"

48. "Criminally funny - it's the only way we roll!"

49. "Better a criminal than a comedian... unless it's both!"

50. "When you're in the clink, laughter is your only escape!"

51. "Making bad decisions, making great comedy!"

52. "Why take the straight and narrow when you can take the curvy and hilarious?!"

53. "Our jokes are so good, they should be illegal!"

54. "Behind every great joke is a little bit of criminal mischief!"

55. "Breaking the law never tasted so funny!"

56. "Don't let anyone ever tell you crime doesn't pay... in laughs, that is!"

57. "We take our comedy as seriously as we take our handcuffs!"

58. "The only thing more fun than committing a crime is telling jokes about it afterward!"

59. "Making the best of a bad situation... with a few good laughs!"

60. "Comedy isn't the only thing that's criminal around here!"

61. "We take our funny business seriously!"

62. "From the criminal mind to the comedic kind!"

63. "Don't let your rap sheet be the only thing in black and white - add some color with a good joke!"

64. "Laughter is the best get-out-of-jail-free card!"

65. "Bad decisions make for great material!"

66. "We put the 'bad' in 'bad behavior'... and the 'fun' in 'funny'!"

67. "Making the most of your community service hours... with a few good yuks!"

68. "Who says breaking the law can't be a laugh riot?!"

69. "An arrestingly good time!"

70. "When the going gets tough, the tough start joking!"

71. "Making light of heavy crimes!"

72. "The only thing more criminal than our jokes is how much we laugh at them!"

73. "Breaking the law and breaking each other up!"

74. "Comedy isn't just a job, it's our alibi!"

75. "When life gives you illegal situations, make illegal jokes!"

76. "Crime and punishment - no, wait, just crime and punchlines!"

77. "Don't let being in trouble get you down - get some laughs instead!"

78. "Why cry about breaking the law when you can laugh about it?!"

79. "Making lemonade out of legal troubles!"

80. "Our jokes are so funny, you'll be arrested for laughing too hard!"

81. "Criminally good comedy!"

82. "We take our humor seriously... even when we're behind bars!"

83. "Who says breaking the law can't make for some great storytelling?!"

84. "The only thing more criminal than our jokes is how much we're getting away with!"

85. "From bad deeds to good punchlines!"

86. "Why be a model citizen when you can be a comedic criminal?!"

87. "Breaking the law and breaking the ice!"

88. "Don't let your legal troubles get you down - let them be the inspiration for a good joke!"

89. "We put the 'fun' in 'felony'!"

90. "Comedy isn't just for law-abiding citizens!"

91. "If you can't laugh at yourself for breaking the law, life's just no fun!"

92. "Bad behavior, great material!"

93. "Breaking the law: it ain't easy, but it's hilarious!"

94. "Our jokes are so good, they should be against the law!"

95. "The only thing more dangerous than our jokes is how much we enjoy telling them!"

96. "Making the most of your rap sheet!"

97. "What's the difference between a criminal and a comedian? Not much these days!"

98. "You can't spell 'criminal mischief' without 'comedy' - it's just science!"

99. "Breaking the law has never been so side-splittingly funny!"

100. "We put the 'crime' in 'crime-ridden humor'!"

Creating a memorable and effective crime-related funny slogan requires a bit of creativity and out-of-the-box thinking. Firstly, consider your target audience and the message you wish to convey. Your slogan should be witty and humorous, but should also be in good taste and not offend anyone. Consider incorporating wordplay or a pun to make the slogan more memorable. A catchy rhyme or alliteration can also make the slogan more memorable. Another tip is to keep it simple and short; a good slogan shouldn't be longer than a sentence. Lastly, test your slogan on a focus group to ensure it resonates with your desired market. Some new slogan ideas for a crime-related topic include: "Crime doesn't pay, but it sure makes for a great punchline", "Breaking the law never looked so hilarious", or "In the name of justice and good humor, say no to crime".

¹ If crime is cool, then why are jails so full?
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² Stop crime, before crime stops you.
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³ Lets cut out knife crime.
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⁴ Do the crime and you'll do the time
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⁵ Don't turn your back on knife crime, as it may stab YOU in the back!
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⁶ Crime...report it. Don't support it.
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Crime Funny Nouns

Gather ideas using crime funny nouns to create a more catchy and original slogan.

Crime nouns: law-breaking, transgression, transgression, evildoing, evildoing
Funny nouns: funny remark, good story, laugh, jape, joke, gag, funny story, jest

Crime Funny Adjectives

List of crime funny adjectives to help modify your slogan.

Funny adjectives: queer, sick, rummy, laughable, risible, comic, odd, amusing, questionable, humourous, mirthful, suspect, shady, curious, singular, suspicious, rum, humorous, peculiar, fishy, unusual, comical, ill, strange

Crime Funny Rhymes

Slogans that rhyme with crime funny are easier to remember and grabs the attention of users. Challenge yourself to create your own rhyming slogan.

Words that rhyme with Crime: eastern standard time, period of time, longtime, seek time, peacetime, stime, wintertime, haim, double time, thyme, eye rhyme, dinnertime, lyme, long time, overtime, durkheim, enzyme, pacific time, dime, lime, chyme, primetime, rhyme, pacific standard time, airtime, greenwich mean time, just in time, ragtime, pastime, parttime, rhime, mealtime, hard time, downtime, spare time, anticrime, on time, sometime, turnaround time, in real time, clime, all the time, guggenheim, wartime, maritime, anaheim, part-time, syme, hime, mean time, quicktime, mime, noontime, greenwich time, slime, meantime, eastern time, nursery rhyme, onetime, halftime, lunchtime, time, high time, kime, grime, christmastime, from time to time, bedtime, flextime, at one time, everytime, sublime, summertime, beim, big time, at the same time, centime, showtime, in time, one time, anytime, in the meantime, climb, prime, universal time, heim, at a time, daytime, nighttime, blenheim, pantomime, prime time, sime, springtime, beginning rhyme, chime, paradigm, schooltime, lifetime, free time

Words that rhyme with Funny: run he, easter bunny, smart money, waste of money, easy money, hush money, for love or money, euromoney, anyone he, pun he, one knee, son he, lunney, squinny, one he, begun he, hearth money, runny, run e, paper money, tunney, ton he, none he, sun he, sun e, ransom money, amount of money, metal money, bunney, kun hee, munni, grandson he, honey, conscience money, son e, squiny, spinny, pin money, un he, cheap money, aknee, none e, shotgun he, le ne, spending money, prize money, tunny, everyone he, bunny, nun he, blood money, sunny, dunny, donne e, entrance money, gunnie, gun he, someone e, thunny, un ne, done he, ship money, fun he, ca ne, blini, won he, sonny, smartmoney, sum of money, folding money, ton ne, someone he, fiat money, money, gunny, pocket money, handgun he, token money, tight money, un e, earnest money, lunny, bunnie, un ni

⁷ Crime prevention is everybody's business.
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⁸ Education is key to preventing crime
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⁹ Turn back crime
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¹⁰ Cover your stump before you hump.
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¹¹ Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
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¹² When in doubt, shroud your sprout.
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¹³ You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
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¹⁴ If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
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¹⁵ It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
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¹⁶ If you go into heat, package your meat.
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¹⁷ When you take off her pants and blouse, dress up your trouser mouse.
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¹⁸ Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
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¹⁹ Don't make a mistake, muzzle your snake.
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²⁰ Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
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²¹ If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
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²² Restrain your hammer then wam bam her.
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²³ Garnish your oak then give her a poke.
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²⁴ Net that grass hopper before you pop her.
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²⁵ Garage the tractor then attack her.
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