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20 FUNNY CONDOM SLOGANS

81 Dress that erection to make a deflection.
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82 Contain that shanker before you spank her.
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83 Cap that seeder before you breed her.
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84 Protect your screw to catch that glue.
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85 Package your meat for a real neat treat.
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86 Holster your gun then shootings more fun.
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87 Canvas that trailer before you nail her.
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88 Garage the tractor then attack her.
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89 Net that grass hopper before you pop her.
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90 Garnish your oak then give her a poke.
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91 Restrain your hammer then wam bam her.
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92 If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
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93 Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
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94 Don't make a mistake, muzzle your snake.
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95 Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
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96 When you take off her pants and blouse, dress up your trouser mouse.
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97 If you go into heat, package your meat.
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98 It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
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99 If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
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100 You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
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